Listening to Be Your Own Pet’s “Get Awkward” makes it way easier to get ready for work.
Oh, Jemima. Thank you for making me feel like it’s 2008 again. I miss hanging out in the Newbury Comics parking lot with Melissa and those idiot boys and skateboarding and tagging the pavement with gorillas. There are things I sure as fuck do NOT miss about 2008, but overall… at least we had a good time, right?
2012 hasn’t sucked too badly though. I just miss being a little cape cod punkass…
I really think I just have to go home, go to the quarterdeck, get a hundred pints of PBR and 14,000 QD shots, eat ALL the $2 mushroom pizzas that they’ll make, hang out under the boat on the back deck, and pretend like everything is how it was. Except it isn’t. And that sucks.
What’re ya gonna do? Getting old and lame is getting old and lame.
